Fuck. The. Tories.

All very well saying where we've finished under Southgate, but I genuinely think we'd have one at least one of those Euro's under a more competent manager!

I’ve said it about Spurs before but I feel it’s probably correct for Everton too. No one hates Everton as much as Everton fans hate Everton.

Only Everton can be 2-0 up after 15 mins and you still won't get your hopes up.

Doesn't matter.

Craig Dawson is Everton's joint-second top scorer this season. He plays for Wolves.

He really is a loathsome rapey little cunt, isn't he.

How is Dyche still in charge?

Broja is made out of spaghetti.

The Tamworth match shows exactly why we should still have a replay if the games drawn in the FA Cup They'd get to play at Spurs Stadium, have the biggest game of their history, and probably make enough money to keep them going for 2-3 years. Instead they lose in ET and go out.

2 wins out of 2! UTFT!

Whoever runs Burnley's admin should be on £20k a week. Minimum.

2015-2025 That beard's doing a lot of the heavy lifting I think 😂

Murderers Row was unbelievable last night. Have A Word Adam Rowe Dan Nightingale 〰️ Finn Harry Robinson Jamie H Commander Stade Mike Rice Comedy Danny Mcloughlin

🔥 Giving away 2 tickets to @wwe WrestleMania for Saturday 19th April in Las Vegas, USA. How to enter: 1. Follow me 2. Like and Repost this tweet 3. Comment who you’d bring with you and why ‼️ Flights/accommodation not included so ideally only enter if you’re sure you can make

Don’t wish it away, don’t look at it like it’s forever… 🥹

So glad I managed to get to a few games under the lights at Goodison Park this year. Watching with my dad and my best mate, can't beat it. Will be an emotional one today! 💙

Fucking horrific new about Diogo Jota and his brother that, 28 years old, just married and in the prime of his life.

Fuck me we're actually starting to do some business. We genuinely need another 6-7 players minimum.

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