the scene from salt burn where barry keoghan drinks tub cum? no thanks, i'd rather watch monday night football!

if i could know something with universal certainty it would be to know if mike myers has heard and likes this joke

JD Vance Addresses the Immigrant Pet Eating Crisis

My wife: Hey I brought home red donuts! Me, tiny after "The Incident":

a lot of crude comedians make jokes about "dropping the kids off at the pool" but not me, i pick the kids up at the pool

The whole conversation may be of interest to some of you- I hope

john lithgow finding out he's cousins with the budweiser frogs

i won't sleep until we recognize "imitation of life" as an rem classic

reboot the fly and show him flying around

warren buffet doing postgame with his sponsors