This might be one of the best worded tweets ever

Time to stock up on balloons 🎈 #WelcomeNkunku

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Only card I’m looking at here is that face card

We tried and y’all hated it.

Again???

Nussmeier thanking God after that masterclass. Welcome to the agenda son

So it’s a fucking soft serve machine that takes forever to do something that takes 5 seconds

arteta lost his big 6 record to a set piece

We know why

Horrible announcement this is a British transfer record ffs announced it like a loan with no option to buy

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7.

#WeStandWithSalisbury #PromoteSalisbury

Omds this is atrocious

#Bills QB Josh Allen: “I can see the parade. I can feel it. … Five degrees, brisk, rolling down, hearing the bus roll over all the salt and the ice. Thousands upon thousands of fans, filling up downtown Buffalo... I see it all." (via Hard Knocks / HBO)

😂😂😂Jalen Carter really said: Hawk Tuah, spit on Dak thang😂😂😂😂

Single camera in 2025 una

27 years old with a lower trophy count than Josh achaempong

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