This is why you ALWAYS read the article instead of just the headline. instagram.com/p/BlQtIwng8vH/…

Is duct tape one of the 6 classic simple machines? Asking for a friend in the 5th grade.

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Jude gave us homemade coupons for Christmas this year. They’re all discount coupons. instagram.com/p/CJPLSdDnltG/…

Slicin’ up olives, I want you to know! instagram.com/p/CJrjk7nHTdU/…

#fbf tiny Benny instagram.com/p/CM5rLdunbgn/…

Benny: Cat or King Dog? instagram.com/p/CNDprZBndwH/…

Current situation instagram.com/p/COEb79KnRxx/…

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Tonight Noah and Abel told us about the presidents we honor on Presidents Day: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Captain America.

My favorite part of the Olympics this year was when that one guy criticized figure skaters’ music choices while rockin’ the hairdo from “Bram Stoker’s Dracula.”

Simon, passing a graveyard, “That’s a graveyard. That’s where people get married and die.”

Mortgage! Also, a house! Plus, according to the strict constitutional originalists, I finally have the right to vote!

Removable adhesive is a lie.

“Dada, how old do you have to be to get a phone?” “21.” “NO! That’s when you get your drivers license!”