I haven’t been properly rick rolled in quite some time

Relish is the best named condiment

It me

I think I would have liked the song “Old Time Rock and Roll” more if it was performed in a different genre

One way to ensure your zoom will run over is to start by saying “we probably won’t need the full time”

When I was growing up every restaurant was evaluated based on the quality of its salad bar

My fatal flaw is never knowing when to change the swiffer pad

When it comes to vaccines I prefer to get mine from a family company

I want to do a baseball fantasy camp where I’m on the grounds crew

Whenever someone says horsepower I’m like thanks for clarifying I know exactly how fast a horse can pull a Camry

Why does every NFT look like a rejected Gorillaz album?

It would be convenient if someone invented a combination covid test/nose hair trimmer

Me: I think I’ll grab some chicken at this suburban drive-thru Chick-fil-a: that’ll be $11 and a full hour of your one precious life

The history of the song “Blue Skies” is absolutely unhinged

I’m always confusing Procul Harum with Boko Haram

This tomato? It’s an old family heirloom

My biggest fear is sending someone a link without deleting the utm parameters

The only good use of AI will be finally hearing the Blues Traveler cover of “Part of Your World” (from The Little Mermaid) that I’ve been imagining for 20 years

My useless superpower is predicting the exact outcome of Chopped based on the chef intros

Wonderful game today from Ayan Allahverdiyeva cc: Women's Chess Coverage lichess.org/broadcast/xi-s…