I’m going to be on this stream later! If Capcom announces Dragon’s Dogma 2 at the same time, though, we may need to cut away “breaking news” style.

It is a good day. A very, very good day.

Apologies to everyone with an appointment, but I’m afraid I need to completely clear my schedule for NEXT WINTER.

My only note so far on TMNT: When a challenge says “Don’t get hurt more than 3 times by obstacles,” that should mean three times is okay, and you fail on the fourth.

Still true.

It's amazing how some things from the early '00s (the Final Fantasy X soundtrack) are still so good, and other things ("Spider-Man") are not. Time, am I right?

Today I overheard two Post Office employees kindly explaining to an older lady that the money order she was trying to buy was a scam and that she should just “not send them a cent, and use the money to buy a Subway sandwich for lunch instead.” Strangely heartwarming.

⁦Kimberley Wallace⁩ Now this I would play!

I watched every episode of Fleabag today, so I feel pretty productive.

Addendum: I’ve rewatched the other Raimi ones now. Spider-Man 2 holds up so much better … still a great movie. I suppose Spider-Man 3 technically holds up also, because it remains the same quality that it ever was. Really wish they had just focused on Sandman.

I am on day five of COVID isolation, and I just remembered that Super Baseball Simulator 1.000 is on Switch Online, so this is basically me now:

Over the last few days, I have watched: -5 Spider-Man movies -Some Mob Psycho 100 -A bunch of The Office -All of Fleabag Considering adding The Boys to the list now.

For anyone playing Dragon's Dogma (Switch) in the wake of the sequel announcement: I made a little space on my Friends List, so find my pawn in-game and send a request if you want some overpowered assistance!

The only goals worth having in life can all be three-syllable chants. 1. Peace and Love! 2. Tons of Cash! 3. Columbo! 4. Throw that Pie! 5. Trek to Shrek!

Decided to take a little break from Twitter, but I have one thing to say before I go: Someone please make a superhero farming game inspired by this one panel from Kingdom Come. Thank you and good night!