"What is possible would not have been achieved if, in this world people had not repeatedly reached for the impossible" Max Weber

YeeYee!

Me:"Mom, have you seen my keys?" Mom:"Have you prayed to St. Anthony?" #CatholicProblems

If Sine wave was taught like this, no one would have failed

My friend told me he took my ex on a date, so i got drunk and fucked his sister on a fire truck. #firefightersgetpussy -DTCC

Don't see the need to get to excited.. Rain and 50's for the next 10 days isn't planting weather...

We all know a two beer queer.

Blake Campbell and Brady Campbell's mom is on stage at the #OHFFAConv15 in front of 5000 people playing Simon Says.

An open letter from a Marine to ISIS. Merica.

Flying high, living careless, on the edge of wild and reckless, hold on tight, I’m ‘bout to show you one hell of a night. -Dustin Lynch

Farmers produce 262% more food than 63 years ago w/ more efficient use of #pesticides goo.gl/YqKSQl #ModernAgMonday

My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol - RMU

"There needs to be a better effort to reconnect people with the food and where the food comes from" Dept. of Agriculture Sec. Tom Vilsack on #RURALTOWNHALL