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All About Those Basslines by Joe Hepple on #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/joe-hepple/all…

just started listening to this guy @Volkoder watch out for him his tracks are sick

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Hoodlum, every little piece, under the sheets and the end Safe to say Cristoph has an ideal taste in music

Someone shoved David Cameron over in Leeds today, shows what people think of the current government by the positive reaction to it

Makes me sick seeing a drunk girl wave her phone in front of a homeless guy saying 'you can't touch this because your homeless' arsehole

Where's the decency between between people even gone?

I KIM IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEECKING BALL

Rupert Murdoch, you are a vile human being. Rupert Murdoch #sydneysiege

Ignorance is bliss

You ever feel like when you met someone, they fill this hole inside of you, and then when they're gone you feel that space painfully vacant?

@FlissBurge gutted

Awkward moment when you go out for a drink with your mates and first bird that farts within a mile radius they disappear.

Too easily distracted by better things

Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.