*opens Reaper* *puts fingers on WASD* why am I like this?

"i love ohio" - me (2024)

the fuck you mean I gotta wrap these white castle sliders in a paper towel and flip them now?! what happened to cooking them in the bag? let me get uhh microplactics

Twitter fam, the Woodland Creatures 4 tour starts next week. where will we see you!?

OUR SOUTHEAST TOUR WITH pulses. 🐦🦊🐱 and 🐦C4t🦊Comp4ny🐱 IS IN ONE WEEK ‼️‼️🐦🦊🐱 We are so thrilled to be coming back to Orlando and Atlanta, and hitting NC and SC for the first time in a long time 🫶 📷: (IG) @/alex.james.shoots

DON'T MISS WOODLAND CREATURES 4

hey Greenville, NC ☝🏽 in case you hadn’t heard, we’ve got Clout Funeral opening up the show at Alley Cat Records on 9/5! real stoked to have them on! Woodland Creatures 4 with WITH SAILS AHEAD 🐦🦊🐱 and 🐦C4t🦊Comp4ny🐱 begins with y’all!

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go check out the new Wave Break EP!!!

the only thing that keeps me going is the burning desire to woop people's asses in Mario kart

how come all of these cars with the bumper sticker reading "tailgating is small dick energy" are the ones who are camping the left lane and won't move to let you pass?

We need to pump these numbers up

i know you’re not supposed to be smoking cigarettes around kids is funny

An establishment hates to see us coming 16 heads deep

🚨 SOUTH CAROLINA 🚨 the show tonight in Columbia at New Brookland Tavern cannot go on as planned, so we have moved the show to Gator Tails in Myrtle Beach and Elder Bright will be joining us with an acoustic set! we are sorry to everyone who made plans to see us in Columbia!

Myrtle Beach rocked 🫶 ORLANDO TONIGHT ‼️✨ Thank you Elder Bright for saving the show yesterday, huge shout out to Wes~ Weston Hawk for flying out from Arizona, and all the wonderful people who attended and made it such a fun night 🥹 📷: Diet Dr.Kelp

He's an honorary Woodland Creature

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