I have found this frankly wonderful archive of a Northern Ireland primary #school disco in the 1960s while working on a report and it might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Shameless, idle, delusional bint deliberately creates uber-entitled future problem for society using others’ hard earned tax money. thesun.co.uk/fabulous/19064…

Poll time: If you have neighbours who have REALLY noisy sex in the afternoon, so loud you can hear it from your back garden despite their windows being closed, is it good etiquette to give them a round of applause when they finish?

God bless and rest in peace Queen Elizabeth the Great. An epithet she truly deserves if anyone does. 21 April 1926 - 8 September 2022.

Campaign to remember Elizabeth II as Elizabeth the Great chng.it/Jdv58zptS5

It might be an unpopular view these days but I think I’d rather have a monarch than an elected leader. If I’m going for surgery, I’d rather have a doctor who’s studied most of their life to know what they’re doing rather than someone who’s good at making promises they can’t keep.

When he was 6, my eldest son sent his imaginary friend, Clarence, to Nepal with me while I was working for a charity. When I got back he was inconsolable because apparently Clarence died while we were away! Why couldn’t he just retire his imaginary friend like everyone else?

Well, I’m officially a married man.

Dear Prince Harry, It’s not your place to save the royal family from themselves, at the moment you can’t even save yourself from you. In a cost of living crisis where people are struggling to feed their kids, rich people moaning about how unfair life is doesn’t come over well.

To my 15th cousin 2x removed, happy #Coronation Your Majesty. God save the King!

4yr old talking about building robots with his big brother: “Daddy, he doesn’t really like robots does he? So we should fill his bedroom with robots!” My work here is done. I’m so proud.

Anyone else find it ironic that the Star Spangled Banner lyrics were written half way through the Indian Removal Act when there were 2.5 million slaves in the US? Land of the free and home of the brave …

For those who say gun laws don’t work. Today, the school where I work was raided by a very angry man armed with his fists. One door was kicked in, 2 teachers punched, big police presence. Lockdown 2 1/2 hours. First aid needed: 0 Hospitalisations: 0 Deaths: 0 Kids traumatised: 0

There’s nothing quite as satisfying as a neatly trimmed bush #HalfTerm #outinthegarden

Rough day. Heard tonight one of my best ex-students, one of the original 6th formers who helped run the STEM club, has died. He was just starting his 3rd year of uni. He was amazing, we were convinced he’d be the one to go out and change the world. Sleep well & God bless buddy.

I might’ve found out why I’m so good at changing nappies. Turns out my 15x great grandad was Henry VIII’s official bum wiper! Looks like I’ve got other people’s toilet habits in my blood.

Please support 17 year old Alex as he makes his pilgrimage to Lichfield Cathedral to raise money for his local church. gofund.me/dbfbab0e

So Biden’s pulled out. Wasn’t the last president to pull out Bill Clinton?

British folks will understand. I just found out Donald Trump once dated Celina Midelfart. You couldn’t make it up could you? 😂