I’m keeping an exhaustive list of the six digit security codes that get texted to me and one day I will read them to my grandchildren.

Our innocent podcast is only a couple months old and in dire need of 5 star reviews. Please dig deep and give what you are able. Dan Benamor Voyage Media podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scu…

Alabama lost but at least nobody accused us of being murderers this year, so that’s progress.

Big news in the Borden house: I was forced to rename our smart dryer “Dry Hard” because “Don Drysdale” never quite landed with the family

Hi, it’s me: guy aging so rapidly Face ID only works under perfect conditions.

My superpower is the ability to look at a room and instantly identify where a roomba would get stuck.

After much soul-searching and consultation with family members, I have decided that I will wear the shorts I bought at Costco when I go to shop at Costco.

Joy, if we’re not calling this thing the MAGAfesto what are we even doing here

When I was with Joe DeBoerden Michelle Veale Borden 🦚 we recorded a podcast in their backyard w/NA beer & kids playing youtu.be/yPb7DqIUOfI?si…

A lot of you have been asking me how I would fix the Olympics so here we go: -Half as long twice as often -No dancing or horses That ought to do it.

This Michigan team just isn't the same without its controversial spiritual leader Connor Stalions.

This time he really will see some dogs get eaten! #RTR #SmackTalk #JustFoolinPETA #butseriouslyfuckthatguy

I’m not saying I aged a thousand years overnight, but I just said “mmm” to myself while eating A RADISH.

*You’re Harvard of the west my ass

Looking for a new sticker maker if you have recommendations. I can’t use Sticker Mule any more because I don’t want to fund the next insurrection.

You can now order more free Covid tests. They send 4 per household. Here is the link. special.usps.com/testkits

This is getting out of hand. We need to tone down the rhetoric.

I guess I’ll just say it - I’d rather use WhatsApp than share a group text with android people.

stat of the night by far

sports are stupid but it’s fun to be right about stuff