Scott Kelly (@joebobstevedave) 's Twitter Profile
Scott Kelly

@joebobstevedave

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calendar_today15-12-2008 20:48:33

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Dungeons And Donalds (@dungeonsdonald) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I had so many hit points late into game night, only to see the hit points miraculously disappear as the combat rounds went by. Perhaps these hit points will return as our adventuring party proceeds moving forward!

Andy Kaczynski (@kfile) 's Twitter Profile Photo

FLASHBACK: In 2018, President Trump attacked Carrots the turkey for refusing to concede he had lost the vote on the White House turkey pardon contest. "This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount."

Patrick Reusse (@patrick_reusse) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m sitting here thinking: My mother was a very nice person, but I do resent her wokeness that violated the freedoms on which America is built by making me take a smallpox vaccination without studying long-term consequences. Now, here I am 76 & bald as hell.

St. Louis Park, MN Police (@slppolice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

St. Louis Park Police Department offers $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of suspects in recent attempted carjackings, robbery: bit.ly/3GBz2HT

St. Louis Park Police Department offers $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of suspects in recent attempted carjackings, robbery: 

bit.ly/3GBz2HT
Timberwolves PR (@twolves_pr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With his second rebound of the night, Karl-Anthony Towns pulled down his 5,000th career rebound. At 26y, 36d, Towns becomes the third-youngest player in NBA history to collect 10,000+ points and 5000+ rebounds in his career:

With his second rebound of the night, <a href="/KarlTowns/">Karl-Anthony Towns</a> pulled down his 5,000th career rebound. At 26y, 36d, Towns becomes the third-youngest player in NBA history to collect 10,000+ points and 5000+ rebounds in his career:
ProFootballTalk (@profootballtalk) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Teams can still fire their coaches tomorrow and get a one-week head start on interviewing assistant from other teams. This tweet has no particular relevance to the game that currently is being played.

Minnesota Twins (@twins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow and we want to add some green to your wardrobe! If you're feeling lucky, RT for a chance to win this #StPatricksDay hat! 🍀

St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow and we want to add some green to your wardrobe!

If you're feeling lucky, RT for a chance to win this #StPatricksDay hat! 🍀
Super 70s Sports (@super70ssports) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rocky IV has a 37% critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes which, according to my back of the napkin math, means 63% of movie critics can kiss my ass.

Rocky IV has a 37% critics rating on Rotten Tomatoes which, according to my back of the napkin math, means 63% of movie critics can kiss my ass.
Scott Kelly (@stationcdrkelly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You know what really bothers me JD Vance, is when you attack a fellow veterans military service. I respect your service and the service of Governor Tim Walz and all of those honorably discharged. He was eligible for retirement after 24 years and submitted his retirement paperwork

Eric Trump (@erictrump) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Sad Truth: The Cost Of Stein/Clinton's #Wisconsin Vote Recount Could Have Saved At Least 5,000 Children's Lives google.com/amp/www.forbes…