teacher: "Mr. Wolf would you mind coming to the board?" cartoon wolf who is goin through puberty, desperately tuckin his eye long balls into the front of his waistband: "...Just a second!"

I sat next to the MGM cartoon wolf in the restaurant where he usually sees the lady and gets horny. the lady wasn't there that night so I didn't see his eyes pop out or bang his foot up and down or anything. He just had a few drinks and didn't get horny.

they should make cartoon characters the way they used to. there should be a character named like B. Thomas Bobcat who kinda sounds like Bill Burr.

secured the rights to the mgm horny cartoon wolf. The origin of his horniness will finally be revealed.

Guys used to get cucked by the milkman so often, it was a staple of the cartoon genre.

da homies at SCROTE do some of da best dry executed sketches in da biz

Da homies at SCROTE are doing some incredibly well executed sketches with props and voices and such

middle school in the '90s

“he’s been featured on Kill Tony…”

saying "with all due respect" before turning around and projectile blasting a small bullet like turd into ur forehead.

TONIGHT at Tattooed Mom in Philly, it's the show people are calling "good and funny" with Nancy Padgett nick naney Dan Licata hosted by me and tan!

come to my cartoon club! FRIDAY MAY 2 @ 10 PM LIVE IN PHILLY at the drake theatre in philly

brb uncontrollably sobbing

How To Creep. Clip from "Popular Culture" which is out NOW on Youtube/BrentWeinbach.