☀️ sunset set with Joe Bachman

Taylor Swift “underboob” about to trend around the world! #SwiftyBoob

This NEEDS to happen! 😂😂😂😂 cc: Mike Golic Jr

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Sabrina Carpenter’s album is for Starbucks-drinking white girls that shop at Target on Wednesdays, but when Saturday rolls around… they bump Nicki Minaj, demand the thumb in, drink “Tito’s and Vodka”, and push their booty against you in bed when they’re mad. I’m here for it.

As an unapologetically biased father, I haven’t found many flaws with my 8-year old daughter… that is, until today. I learned that she eats her hot dog with just ketchup on it. Blasphemy! I put all of this blame on Chris Owen and Chris Ferrara! I’m ashamed.

Miss you both! This thread made me smile!

If you’ve never had gas station coffee and beef jerky for breakfast, are you even a touring musician?

As someone on the spectrum, I can honestly say that random flies are the bane of my existence. The rage is increased x100 if I am eating or driving. Anyone agree?

I think it’s time for President Obama to tweet: “Hey Donald! Have the CIA release the Epstein Files unclassified today. If your name isn’t on it, I’ll donate $5M to your favorite charity. Kenya do it?!” Elon Musk Barack Obama

BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has offered to negotiate a peace deal between President Trump and Elon Musk

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You will not convince me that this show isn't a masterpiece. #AfterLife

Dear Ricky Gervais: The world (well, especially the USA) needs more of YOU right now. After Life, Derek, etc. We need kindness, compassion, empathy, humor, and love. Can you be cloned? Please send help, sir! ❤️

Elon Musk Is this the America Party platform? -reduce debt, responsible spending only -modernize military with ai/robotics -pro tech, accelerate to win in ai -less regulation across board but especially in energy -free speech -pro natalist -centrist policies everywhere else If so

I’m sincerely curious, Elon Musk … what will be the American Party’s platform on social issues like abortion, LGBTQ rights, health care, religion in class rooms, etc?

How can people be expected to have faith in Trump if he won’t release the Epstein files?

This would look really nice hung in the White House Donald J. Trump

Hey Cole Swindell! Congrats on your baby girl, brother! Nothing on the planet better than being a #GirlDad