Because lobster tails are considered food. In our next lesson, we’ll cover where babies come from.

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys

𝙼𝚁. 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙳𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶𝙴𝚁 You think people who get food stamps shouldn’t be allowed to have a cookie once in a while? Or do snack day for their kids school? Have a birthday party for their kids? Poor people don’t deserve less than you. Fuck you.

and a vote against alix is a vote against her fuck ass step mom too. #dwts

United States is the most propagandized country in the world

“America First” crowd when it’s time to feed 40 million Americans

all this drama like shes not fighting a 60 foot pumpkin next week

“there’s nothing left for me on earth” is lowkey crazy when u got 2 kids waiting for you 😭 #911onABC

michael grant was flirting really hard with a woman for someone who came out later in life… but yet some of yall use that as an excuse for why eddie can’t be gay

okay

Good day to remind you that Dubai does not have any gold mines. This is a direct result of bloodshed from Sudan, facilitated by Kenya. #FreeSudan

Like can we talk about how hot this is again 😝

during this trying time i’m here if you need to a controversially young shoulder to cry on

New look in support of #CanadasTeam #WANTITALL

every gay person on the lynx constantly in a mess

the third one is a divorced couple trying to take their kid out

wrap all this Halloween shit by 11:59 PM tonight cause once midnight hits it’s time for xmas szn well for me cause Americans have thanksgivings first 😭😭😭

God she is so beautiful

i just lezzed out so hard

Genuinely I think this picture is one of the funniest images online