A list of authors whose debut wasn't their breakout and what book was: Holly Black-Book 19 VE Schwab-Book 7 Kendare Blake-Book 6 Susan Dennard-Book 5 Laura Pohl-Book 3 Allison Saft-Book 2 Claire Legrand-Book 4 Margaret Owen-Book 3 Elizabeth Lim-Book 3 Samantha Shannon-Book 4

Good morning writers! Today, may you all find the perfect words, perfect plot, and perfect stretch position to finally release that sore muscle in your back.

“That’s probably not too many nachos,” and other lies we tell ourselves.

Me: Today is a beautiful day to go for a walk and reorganize the closet! Then we can work on line edits! Also me: Or, hear me out, we could live in an eternal tunnel of blankets and play Stardew Valley for ten hours with Subspace Rhapsody on repeat. Me: …or that.

Hey writers…this one doesn’t come up as often, but since spellcheck and autocorrect will fail you: Discreet: subtle, unobtrusive, hidden. Opposite of glaringly obvious. Discrete: individual, countable, separate and distinct from each other. Opposite of continuous.

My partner got me a MOOPSY! 🤩

Scam alert: ArtHouse Literary Agency ArtHouse Literary Agency | Accepting Submissions is being impersonated by this fake Xitter account: ArtHouse Literary Agency | Accepting Submissions Based on the feed (spam replies offering editing feedback, cover art suggestions), I'm guessing it's a paid services scam #WriterBeware #WritingCommunity

I’m not sure I’ll actually post something for #questpit but I’d still like to cheer you on if you are! Drop a comment, gif, dad joke cat/dog/eldritch hamster pic, whatever you’ve got on tap so I can put you on my list 💜

With great sadness I report that the kitchen once again did not clean itself last night, nor did my WIP finish its own edits. 😭

To save her Atlanta matchmaker app startup from rumor and ruin, Gracie must spend 12 weeks in couples counseling pretending to be married to her backstabbing office rival. The problem is, couples counseling works. #Questpit #ag #os #R #queer #ADHD #trans

Mel Goodman doesn't believe in magic, or fate. But a killer lurks in the ink and blood of her scrying bowl, targeting the community of witches who raised her. And the man who can help her save them is the crush she left behind 15 years ago. #Questpit #W #A #UF #SFF #R #AG #Polyam

Are you an author looking to engage with bloggers and reviewers here on #booktwitter? May I offer a few tips on how to encourage us to review your book? A thread. 1/7

Me and my auditory processing issues, jamming to The Beach Boys: “If everybody had a nose job, across the USA…”

#questpit friends please be sure your agent likes are from legit sources. Agents should list where they work, be on the agency website, probably come up in a Google search, and their entire feed shouldn't be reposts. Do a little digging and watch for red flags. I'd hate for the

Hey guys Jack Jack says you can have his emotional support stuffy Reassurus Rex for a while today if you need it

It still boggles my mind that people can have a persistent “favorite” something (color, song, food, etc.) to use as a security question. Y’all really have the same favorite food for years??? I can go through three new favorite colors on the drive to work 😂

If folks are seeking bluer digital skies and wider social pastures, check my bio, or you can generally find me as JoConklin (no underscore) most places 💜

Why is this a personal attack 😭😂