Amazing to see my memoir on Apple's best books list for sept. Congrats to @DunicNina too!

Hate how these strawberries say "rinse before use". "Use"??? Used for what?

If anyone prefers their memoirs as audiobooks, here's a promo page to get The Wild Mandrake with a deal before it launches later this month audiobooks.com/promotions/pro…

Me at store: "could I get a bag?" Cashier: "yeah for sure...they are $10 though kinda steep" Me: "k no bag then" Cashier: "well actually there are those ones over there... but they're $20 ah yeah." Me: "k no bag then"

When my gf puts the Vildkorn in the pillowcase she KNOWS I like having the Skogsfrãken in 😔

Oh look another definitely real graph saying economies have never been better and that people thinking they have no purchasing power are wrong and crazy

I wonder if biden's dog that bites everyone is like a messianic figure among American dogs as the one dog cops can't empty 10 clips into at any moment

I always wonder where a company like Canadalife goes for software development. Which company do they go to and be like "under no circumstances can this work"

The reaction to these college protests should make clear why american cops are always given unlimited resources— It's not to prevent crime.

Not Boeing going on an [alleged] whistleblower killing-spree. . . __________ Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died seattletimes.com/business/whist….

Here’s your funding for mental health care, your street repair, your environmental code enforcement, your bike lanes, your bus routes, your homelessness caseworkers, your housing inspectors, your parks and libraries, your pre-k, your legal aid, your tree canopy,

So hype to see Diego win the big one

Doctor: “All of the disasters I’ve seen combined, 40 mission trips, 30 years, Ground Zero, earthquakes. All of that combined doesn’t equal the level of carnage I saw against civilians in just my first week in Gaza” Reporter: Is it mostly children? Doctor: Almost exclusively…

Kombucha used to have the slime in it. Where's the slime?

Christmas 2024 rundown: parents' dogs absolute tyrants, trying to remember how to query agents, got engaged, trying to write a story about walls/fences, my niece forced me to play chess on my phone against the computer so she could watch and when I lost called me The Chess Loser

Bought a doorstop and put the box where it needs to be, between the door and wall, to remind me to do it, and for a year it's worked perfectly

Trying to write but this guy at the coffee shop is talking about how "it's not illegal to own human skulls, you know?" And how he doesn't remember an hour ago, doesn't remember yesterday, doesn't know where he's going in an hour.

Super happy to be working with Freehand and getting this book out into the world