Imagine writing the following paragraph with a straight face:

Finland: Lordi gets his second vaccine dose in Rovaniemi. He says covid year has had its plus side: 'We've recorded 7 albums.' Photo: Jouni Porsanger yle.fi/uutiset/3-1204…

Jan & Peter answer a question from the chat: "Why does the horse-looking piece move so weird?" chess24.com/en/watch/live-… #FIDEWorldCup

Det Raudt ikkje tenkjer på er at pengevekslarane i tempelet berre tek med seg verksemda til utlandet.

I’m celebrating 20 thousand followers with an inscription from Amsterdam: HOMO SAPIENS NON URINAT IN VENTUM homo n. person : sapiens adj. wise : non adv. negates (does not) : urinare v. ‘to urinate’ : in prep. into : ventum n. the wind The wise do not urinate into the wind.

Siri, show me evidence of non-contrastive vowel quantity in Russian. x.com/Russia_NC/stat…

Dette er en påminnelse det stadig er verdt å utsette seg for: Plukk dagen som en moden frukt - men grip den ikke. #CarpeDiem daily.jstor.org/how-carpe-diem…

Noe sier meg at sperregrensa blir et vanskeligere hinder å overskride. x.com/SunnivaBjerkaa…

"Hva var vi redd for før?" Basert på innspill fra twitter. Sånn cirka blir teksten. Mange takk!

RIP my computer, 2016-this morning. He died doing what he loved (sabotaging my email correspondence). Seems fully bricked. Farewell, sweet prince, thanks for all the good times.

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

‘Hi Graham, this isn’t our actual helicopter’