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Clicking the ‘?’ icon on tax return questions really just serves to cause more confusion and leaves me in a sorry state

If I had to learn about this photo’s existence then so do you

Someone should do Theresa May’s leaving speech for drama school auditions

#wondrousvulva at Ovalhouse is now Brixton House @BrxHouseTheatre is everything I needed to see and everything I wish my teenage self had seen 15 years ago. Amazing. Thank you Bella Heesom Sara Alexander and Donnacadh O'Briain

Just watched the episode of #ChernobylHBO where they go round shooting all the dogs and I don’t think I’ll ever smile again

Today on the train I met a dog and he allowed me to stroke him for the duration of my journey and basically I want to spend all future train journeys stroking a dog

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You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

My current inexplicable lockdown behaviours include listening to the Grease soundtrack whilst I eat my breakfast

I love when people are like MY Parents worked HARD to send me to private school. As if ours just dossed about like.

This is what it looks like when a loser loses.

Is anyone even following what he’s saying at this point?

Beautiful moment. Can’t imagine Trump ever doing something so authentic. ❤️ humanity. #bidenharis2020 x.com/chrislongview/…

One easy way to make sure an impeachment vote isn't seen as divisive would be for all Republicans to support it.

If you’ve ever been really skint you will know this to be utter bollocks.

#RAHChristmas Greg looking like a handsome raspberry @gregbeardsell #danielcraigeatyourheartout

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Well this is quite exciting isn’t it