I have a doctors appointment - looking to swap for one #Oasis25 ticket 🙏🏼

This you hun?

It’s a painting. An inanimate object. It is not endowed with life or spirit. It lacks consciousness, you thick cunt.

Impossible to walk around Spain for more than 5 minutes without a procession/march breaking out…

“The best thing about traveling is exploring the subtle cultural differences, embracing the local traditions and getting fvcked up on cheap beer” - Oscar Wilde ✌️

San Sebastián is beautiful. Amazing food. Wonderful tapas bars. But… couldn’t find anywhere showing PL. Will try again tomorrow for Man U/Liverpool. 🤷‍♀️ 🇪🇸 ☀️ #SanSebastian

Fancy popping along to support some new writing? Join us for a sharing Scottish Storytelling Centre on Fri 20 Sep (3pm) - DM for the invite link. Artist residency week supported by the amazing EPAD

He said we should “punish” women who have an abortion. He said he is “proud” of his role in ending Roe. He unleashed extreme abortion bans across the country. Donald Trump’s record and position on reproductive freedom are clear.

The Cure legend Roger O'Donnell reveals "rare" and "aggressive" cancer diagnosis - he is undergoing treatment. clashmusic.com/news/the-cures… #TheCure

Football clubs are introducing 'dynamic pricing'. Valencia are increasing ticket prices - often several times over - with the 'support and technology of La Liga'. A very slippery slope which is simply a dreadful development for match-going fans. valenciacf.com/ya-a-la-venta-…

Slippery slope via Colin Millar 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Choose your poison … 🍷 🍸

Leith, Glasgow, London, San Sebastián, Valencia, Hamburg, Berlin, it doesn’t matter where you are in Europe … the Red Hot Chili Peppers sound absolutely 💩. Music for people who don’t like music.

If you like paying a lot of money when there are cheaper and better alternatives elsewhere, he’s the ideal person. New face, new logo: “Clothes for Working Class Tories”. ✌️

“It became clear to me that being wealthy in an unequal world means you’re doing so at the cost of other people’s lives” …

This 600-year-old painting is one of the most mysterious in history. That mirror at the back is just 3 inches wide — yet it reflects the entire room in immense detail. Look closer at it and you'll realize nothing is as it seems… (thread) 🧵

Reminds me of the parable; a monk is walking through a forest with a student. "How wet is the rain?" he asks. "Very wet” says the student. "Oasis only had one good tune. And the Beatles wrote it” says the monk.

Hands up everyone who hates people at airports. 🙌 🤚👋🙌🤚👋✌️