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Absolutely sick of this shit. Do not cover "Santa Baby" unless you want to FUCK Santa. Dude at the Christmas Market singing "Santa Buddy". Your buddy is not buying you a Yacht. Get on your knees

Friendly reminder that while CSA is probably the worst crime out there, sexual attraction is NOT a choice, and people who have attraction to minors should GET HELP!!!!! This is NOT me justifying acts of pedophilia either, so don’t even try it.

The fact that Sesame Workshop is having to do a full court press fundraising effort because we as a country don’t understand the concept of doing things for the public good combined with David Zaslav being the poster child for why CEOs are worthless is making my blood boil.

Ghosting someone you call your best friend is fucked!!!!!! Signed -someone who got ghosted by TWO at the same time❤️

The way my three year old has asked twice TODAY “Need dance. Pink pony club?” 🥹🥹🥹🥹 Chappell Roan This was actually taken the other day lol

Genuine question how the fuck do I ever clean with toddlers bc they just follow me and undo everything as I do it and I make no progress!!!!!!!!! And I can’t stand living in filth anymore!!!!!!

I just want 5-8 uninterrupted hours in my house to clean.

God I wish I could have secret studio apartment where I could go and get a WFH job but do it there while husband was home with the kids

Aurora Shooter killed 12 - no death penalty Parkland Shooter killed 17 including 14 kids - no death penalty El Paso Shooter killed 22 while targeting Latinos - no death penalty The billionaire class is shook & working hard to make an example out of Mangione for killing a CEO

*breaks into house unannounced* *calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak* *sings about himself* *leaves*

I did a thing!

7yo: who's that me: that's Jesus' mom Mary 7yo: oh yeah Mary Christmas me: 7yo: that's their last name

"Well maybe you're a shitty cameraman idk" is what takes this video from good to iconic

Ok I agree with Bill Burr here but why did I have to watch this random lady eat noodles

Hey everyone! Just giving Ahmed's fundraiser another bump. He hasnt got anything via PayPal for a few days so he's getting a little worried about food

🎄HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE! 🎅

My tl did a thing

me at 13: been really into dan and phil lately and it’s helping distract me from how sad i am me at 25: been really into dan and phil lately and it’s helping distract me from how sad i am

As much as I love giving, I’ve always preferred receiving. (This is about Christmas gifts btw) This is the first year I’m more excited about what I’m giving than the what I could possibly be getting, and that feels really good.