oomf thought cher’s trans son was ross matthews

Someone should write about how disorientating it is as a gay man when all your friends start to have children. I would, but it sounds really boring.

Moving house, getting divorced and losing your job are supposed to be some of the most stressful events in life. The people who created that list have clearly never tried using a One4all card.

Ben Adams coming in fourth place here is honestly disgusting.

Me watching the Twitter gays wheel out their funny fake Strictly announcements planned weeks in advance x

I think that being a strict top or bottom actually suggests you’re quite a selfish lover.

Seen more atmosphere at a Lorde gig but I NEED this remix.

I’m still laughing #EastEnders

Pussycat Dolls I’ll give you, but when your only other girlbands are Danity Kane and Fifth Harmony, is it really that much of a surprise? The UK can’t relate.

I honestly think Landlords should be paying for the council tax on their properties that they rent out.

I’d argue that this is more to do with sloppy editing. If it cut faster to her hitting the ground rather than full seconds long delay it wouldn’t have looked as daft. The way this is edited, she’d have fallen 3 stories in the time it took for her to ‘hit the floor’.

The way I’m gonna be in the crowd next year like

SINGAPORE

This is so insane that I honestly thought it was a parody. What the actual fuck.

You think this is bad, tomorrow’s announcement is Pol Pot.

So this is the real reason he deleted *that* tweet.

Something Kinda Ooooh on Chemistry doesn’t feel right to me I’m sorry I’m sorry

this is gonna be like Lady Gaga’s Telephone but for gay guys who use too much teeth

lol the cheap asf UK