I would just like to inform anyone who may be interested that I will *not* be leaving Twitter completely, just in case there are one or two people left who might enjoy looking at terribly self-indulgent photos of my bees and chickens.

Sometimes I think that people don't properly grasp the transient and chaotic nature of the universe, and sometimes I think that I would like two perfectly soft-boiled eggs with wholewheat toast, preferably with those crunchy bits in... what the FUCK are they called?

Be more Finland 👍

My father lived through polio, tuberculosis and a world war. I'm living, or have lived through, clinical depression, arthritis, diabetes, an L4/L5 lumbar fusion with discectomy, kidney stones and Mrs Brown's Boys. I am struggling losing my lovely naked ladybot followers though 😢

LOOK ON MY SEEDS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR

Here is the best account of the nights of violence I have seen - from an Amsterdam resident who was there throughout.

Bluesky is now Twitter

Want to see a photo of a really hot pair? Well, for the full onlyfans experience you'll have to go here and browse my timeline: bsky.app/profile/johnny…

“There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut Born on this day, 1922.

Yeah... about this

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Post to keep account "alive". Please don't respond as I will not be checking back. Thank you.

Just to keep this account alive in case someone non-cunty eventually buys the platform, here's a picture of a frame of honey from one of my bee hives. Apparently it's a hellhole over here now, so no doubt someone will be along soon to accuse me of being a bee-rapist or something.