zoom in on every single person in the background lol

Hope you are handling the election stress better than this.

[solemnly] “your dave and busters tickets will be worthless under a harris administration”

Austin FC announces roster decisions leading into 2025 season.

🫡 Thank you for all you’ve done for this club, and for always playing with heart and ferocity. I’ll never forget your header in our first home win—the first Austin FC goal in the South End—even though I blacked out for a minute or so after. Best of luck wherever you go! 💚🖤

PULISIC ASSIST AGAINST REAL MADRID. CP11 DROPPING DIMES AT THE BERNABEU. SAVOR THESE MOMENTS 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️

Lmao fucking dumbass

Another guy who always played with heart and sweated for the badge—and scored a few absolute banger goals, including in our last match this season. Hail and farewell, Ethan! 💚🖤

Best of luck wherever you go! 🫡💚🖤

Musah charging through that Real Madrid midfield 🫎🇺🇸

Philly’s Republican City Commissioner 👇

Up one early courtesy of Ricardo Pepi! 🚂 #USMNT x Volkswagen

Right-wing chuds, don’t read this. Everyone else: You should move to BlueSky. It’s very nice over there. I’ll be going inactive here soon (but keeping my account so bots can’t claim it).