🎉🎉🎉IT’S PUBLICATION DAY🌍🌎🌏! Go buy The World Is Ours to Cherish wherever books are sold! I wrote this book for all our children—especially our own inner childs—to remind us that the operative word in climate change is “change” & we’re part of it penguinrandomhouse.com/books/709869/t…

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#edfringe

I’m tired of hearing men talk about how women are only in their “prime” during their 20s. Like, what? Excuse me, but I checked the math and that is blatantly false.

Women are also prime at 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97.

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People who put the sounds of car horns, doorbells and door knocks into movies, TV shows or commercials clearly either don't own dogs, don't care about those who do, or have to put them in.

Watching media that contains these is punctuated by dog barks at unpredictable moments

Happy Valentines Day to all the other online daters out there

#valentinesday #onlinedating

My first passive income from my songs! Thank you listeners :)

TuneCore Edinburgh Festival Fringe #comedy #musicalcomedy #tunecore

What if the universe is a simulation and it turns out we are all in a Hallmark movie?

Overheard at a coffee shop: A man asking his date “So, do you have any practical skills?”

#dating

Starting a movement: #defundthecarbon

What is it? Take your money out of companies in the stock market that are bad carbon actors. In this way, we will take down the carbon.

Pass it on.

#defundthecarbon

Taylor Swift could singlehandedly eliminate climate change. Dead serious.

She could do an album.

Climate change (Taylor's version).

Taylor Swift
#climate #climate crisis #swifties #taylorswift

Would you go forward or back 30 years?

Easy, back.

If I go back, I’m coming back as a Spice Girl

EnviroSpice

#climate #climate comedy

What is COP? Happy to explain.

It's a place people emit a lot to go to via flights

#COP #COP 28

Composing music with AI to go with lyrics I wrote was promising at first! Til about partway through. LOL, I guess even AI gets confused about climate change. Well the lyrics are on the screen if you want to check them out
#cop28 #climatechange #musicalcomedy #ai #ai song #ai music

The Toronto air show is a blight on society and must be stopped.

#airshow #toronto

Asked my Uber driver if I could practice singing for an audition in the car.

He was up for it, and clapped at the end and said I was really good and was going to be on Broadway.

He said he would give me five stars

…

And then I gave him five stars

#auditions #uber

Missing #edfringe !

Can we all just walk around in costumes all day everyday?

#fillyerboots

Missed my show and want to watch it? Or want to see it it again? It’s now available online for a limited time (next few days) through Fringe On Demand!

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#edfringe #fringeondemand #fillyerboots #edfringe 2023 #edinburghfringe2023