hating ur life in nyc>>>> hating ur life in florida

“Find your mamdani” I’d actually be so resentful in a relationship with someone that charismatic I need to be the likable one

She looks like she is about to chase Danielle Staub through the North Jersey Country Club

why do men feel so emboldened to catcall and say gross shit to literal strangers??????

i was overstimulated and now i’m evil

they literally only run the 56 bus for me

(after being avoidant and vague) i could not have been clearer

seeing male ass crack genuinely infuriates me

Ran into my first ever girlfriend from middle school at the tailgate. She was happily married and there with her family. I was filming my coworkers doing shots and housing Italian beef. Two roads diverged in a wood and I took the one less traveled.

i bring a sort of "do not call women bitches" to the function that a lot of left wing men dont really like

Just had the idea to snap a #2 pencil in half to relieve some frustration. Easy to forget this is an option in our digital age

it took me a year to hang up 3 posters

palermo's pizza in oak lawn that's it

Fuck the Northern Lights 🖕 I'd rather look at my phone 💯

what it feels like when I eat nerds clusters

just seen a guy with a coca-cola and yellow lays chips. classic combo, he knows his stuff

young robert plant??? oh my god