i’m at the beach that makes you clean your apartment

ik i have a cursed relationship to the internet bc when i was younger i had a lot of followers on tumblr and then deleted the account in pursuit of a higher spiritual calling and within a matter of weeks? u guessed it intravenous drug use

i am looking for a vacuum cleaner for a 600 sq ft apartment that is not the size of an SUV or tiny yet inexplicably $250… anyone have recommendations

save me yoga with adriene… yoga with adriene please save me

sensing open hostility from my new next door neighbors and sliding a note under their door explaining they moved in during a time when i thought anonymous gay sex would save me but that was the old me and now i’m doing lego sets

i know a book about AIDS hates to see me coming

thirst traps are at most a middle class man’s game… and kamala harris as president promises that if the background of your thirst trap suggests you make more that $150k annually there will be fines and possible jail time

usually the internet white boy du jour does not do it for me but they got me with this one

i’m spiraling and it’s up to a microwaved cup of herbal tea to stop it

sister started reading just kids… i told her No

a pay pig where they send me money and i say “thank you seriously so much this helps me a ton. i hope you have an incredible day”

the starbucks i worked at for 3 weeks before quitting on the spot by insinuating if i continued working there i was going to relapse

smdh she wants to be us so bad

i catch heat both online and irl for my decidedly caucasian footwear choices but everyone should be grateful that i no longer think i have enough joie de vivre to wear these in public

just opened google drive to find an essay i wrote in college and instead found a folder called “gooner vids” created by a name i do not recognize

once i start talking about “cutting” and “bulking” i’ll know for sure i’m living in the absence of god’s light

not me i’m at walgreens trying a new pop tart flavor

troye sivan starting a steroid cycle and dropping the e from his name

no but idgaf