How it should be.

Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Slaps knee… Drops mic.

When you just sat down and someone calls for you.

Holiday tip: If you want to start a fight at Thanksgiving, this is usually a good way to kick things off.

Come on, Carl, hurry up and get ready! The kids are almost here. Sure Marge, let me take just one more of you by the table.

That year when NewStart Church lost its sign priviledges.

Yes, we do, but we prefer to be called “white people.”

A perfect Christmas gift for that special someone who has an unusually cold face, doesn’t need to see where they’re going and couldn’t care less what other people think.

My goal for 2024 is to accomplish the goals of 2023 which I should’ve done in 2022 because I made a promise in 2021 based on what I’d planned for 2020. #NewYearsResolutions

It seems that when God answers "no" to my prayers, it is sometimes because He’s uncovering an idol hiding beneath my request.