Why do Jaire Alexander’s shoulder pads have shoulder pads?

Early request to make J.J. McCarthy’s nickname Neck Beard.

So, Ravens gotta feel like they gave that one away big time.

It’s fucking incredible how the Chiefs somehow get brought up in so much shit that has nothing to do with them. The Bills are 1-0 in 2025 and Josh Allen is 0-4 against Mahomes in the playoffs, so no, it’s not his fucking league now because he pulled a week 1 game out of his ass.

There have been a couple of occasions recently where the Chiefs were 1-0 and the rest of the AFC West was 0-1. Did anyone even notice? Of course not.

This was right after the Chiefs beat the Patriots on 2017 banner night. I remember this being a laughable headline at the time. The Chiefs have gone to 5 Super Bowls and won 3 of them since.

It’s interesting how we pick and choose when to blame the quarterback or the coach or whoever.

I did this with Eric Berry. I am NOT doing this again.

This week’s mood:

Always a good sign when the head coach has to announce QB1 is still the starter heading into week 2.

Jesus, if Tuco Salamanca sprayed me with a garden hose, I’d flee the country.

The Chiefs are at a point where “there’s a couple teams better than them” according to a hall of fame retired wide receiver qualifies as “in trouble.” Color me unmoved.

Rashee Rice is the Chiefs best receiver. That’s been the case since halfway thru 2023. By the time this suspension is over, Mahomes will have had to play basically 22 straight games without his best receiver. And people ignore this because they’re eager to be done with the Chiefs

I wonder what examples there are in NFL history, if any, of a player serving a suspension retroactively.

Chiefs coverage is so all or nothing now. Trying to follow the team low key kinda sucks these days. And I hope teams truly aren’t afraid of the Chiefs anymore. Maybe they’ll stop going for so many 4th downs and playing so aggressively. I could use a break.

So, is Marshawn Lynch a good/professional photographer or is it just a hobby?

They’re not considering putting Worthy on the IR. Presumably, that means they think he’ll miss less than 4 games. Silver linings, I guess.

If you think “a lot, personally” Brou, you might as well go back to the game before that against the Eagles when Mahomes threw 5 touchdown passes and the Chiefs scored 42 points in Philadelphia.

If X doesn’t stop trying to redirect me to videos of Charlie Kirk getting shot, I am going to lose it. Elon Musk please get your shit together.

This is not quite as sad as when they painted murals and made t-shirts for a tackle they made in a loss, but it’s in the vicinity.