Truer words have never been spoken.

First indy wrestling show. We're here to watch Rizz Khalifa💋 beat some ass. #vcw

The scariest part of the #Fargo premiere is doing Christmas card photos before Halloween.

More successful than the Commanders offensive line. #WASvsNYJ #Commanders

At this point, the #Commanders would be a small favorite against the team from Little Giants. #WASvsNYJ

I don't care who is playing on the other side of the ball, a NY6 bowl win is a NY6 bowl win. #CottonBowl #Mizzou #STP

Four tickets secured for Savannah Bananas DC game in July. Let's go!

Shout out to the writers on this Tom Brady roast. Anyone who can make Drew Bledsoe funny deserves credit. #TomBradyRoast

50 days calls for a 50th Prize Pack RT for a chance to win‼️ (18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️ RT for a chance to win (18+) Rules/Eligibility ➡️ Link in Bio

Do you like the tension of the #4nationsfaceoff championship game but wish it could happen every day for two months? #NHLPlayoffs start in April.

𝗦𝘁. 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸’𝘀 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆 ☘️ Repost & follow Navy Yard Nats to 𝗪𝗜𝗡 tickets to 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗔𝗬 at Nationals Park.☘️ 𝟯 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗦 win 𝟮 𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 EACH☘️ 3 winners chosen on St. Patty’s Day-𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 (𝟯/𝟭𝟳) at 𝟵𝗽𝗺 ☘️

Watching the latest Story Warz episode and realizing we need Vile Horrendous merch. Looking at you, Joey Roses

Rooting for the St. Louis Blues solely based on their National Anthem singer. "O, Canada" went harder than it ever has. #stlblues #GoJetsGo

Jayson Werth looks like Willy Wonka if he owned a Vegas dispensary.

A Chicago pope? Wine is getting replaced with Jeppson’s Malört at Mass.

Can someone hit the off switch on Jesse Ventura? #SNME

I'm not well versed in geopolitics, but is this Trump saying "No tagbacks"?

A new Pope for Arlington?

Bron bringing back that Steiner math. #WWERaw