BREAKING: All six victims in Tennessee school shooting identified by authorities • 9 year old Hallie Scruggs was a 3rd grader; daughter of a pastor • 9 year old Evelyn Dieckhaus was a 3rd grader at the school who was known as a hero • 9 year old William Kinney was 3rd

Do you make eye contact with the people in the waiting room at your therapists office or avoid at all costs? I can’t decide which is more uncomfortable. Lol.

When I get an email notification that I’ve spent less than last month, my immediate reaction is - bitch, there’s still time. Like as though I need an extra push to spend more money, can we not?

Can you believe that pre-2020 we used to leave our computers at the office? I just remembered this 🤯

I’ve noticed a lot of people honking at me recently so there’s something seriously wrong with my car or I am just extremely good looking

So I brought a new bag to the airport and as I was putting it over my shoulder, the strap broke and the bag tumbled down the escalator like a slinky

The feeling when you’ve finished a hike and you can’t decide between a protein shake and in N out

Hot tip: go out on UFC night. Only men. No lines for girls bathroom.

Why is it that I don’t know how to send a voice memo when I actually want to but I accidentally record them all the time

Eliminated

I think my therapist should pay me for how entertaining I am

One of my favorite parts of coming home is hearing Fred on the radio

The number of people who have gone through my trash this morning is both concerning and impressive

Whatever you’re doing, you look good doing it - a handsome stranger on the strip while I dance to a man playing drums on buckets 🪣

In front of Walgreens might I add

I lost my two kids #ARIEL AND #KFIR The great #BIBAS family sending a question to all the #peace makers in the #world?

Is it littering to throw your boogers out the car window?

I love seeing men buying flowers at the grocery store

How do people listen to music with headphones and not perform a full lip sync and dance routine at the same time, I just can’t hold it in

Bieber in my ears, conjunctivitis in my eyes, can’t lose - that’s the saying, right?