mfs lose a girl and be like this for MONTHS

Carl Jung said that so much unnecessary suffering comes into the world because people will not accept the “legitimate suffering” that comes from being human. In fact, he said neurotic behavior is usually the result of refusing that legitimate suffering.~Richard Rohr

Repeated rooster calls and a whispered “hi” at 10 seconds. What does it mean? To “wake up”?

Bro, she loved me so much. I’m a stupid piece of shit.

If my wife packed me this lunch, I’d bring back empty containers and a puppy.

Can I sell my pennies to the Mint for 3¢ since that’s how much it cost to print them? That’s a 300% return and I didn’t even buy these pennies!

This is so funny this man is never going to be allowed to bring anything other than plates and silverware from this moment on

Well, we do have a wizard. Robes, staff, hat and everything.

Entertaining the whole way through. Lesson: you have to take the bad with the good. Don’t marry robots, and don’t date A.I.!

I don’t really understand what open enrollment is. Or maybe I do understand it but I have no changes so it doesn’t matter to me? People seem to make a big deal about it, but why not optimize your stuff the first time and then leave it?