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Lol I downloaded Robinhood and have no idea what I'm doing. Will report back on this.

these clankers are pissing me off today tbh

Nothing like going back and forth hashing out the minutia of a feature branch at 5 in the morning. (: This is not sarcasm.

Homeland Security We’re reaching levels of federal shitposting we didn’t think was possible.

i miss playing video games

Tfw you've had so many waking hours already in a week that you think it's Wednesday and breathe a sigh of relief when it is, in fact, Tuesday.

Marriage used to be the entry point into adult life. One of the first steps. Today marriage has become the culmination of adulthood, the final step after a long run of individual experiences. People are expected to first build careers, live alone, travel, date for years, and

exhibiting full tutorial energy

It's noon on a Wednesday and I have `Hollaback Girl` randomly stuck in my head.

Okay if I substantially address 5 jira tickets before dinner, I'm eating a ribeye.

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dating app but u take ccat and match +-5