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Jim Henderson

@jlh_ii

Jim is a pastor, husband, father, author, retired musician, songwriter, and retired real estate appraiser!

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calendar_today07-11-2022 19:37:19

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Who knew that President of the United States is a part time job, with hours from 10:00am until 4:00pm Monday through Thursday, and weekends at the beach. Maybe I'll reconsider and get into politics. I'm 71 now, maybe in 8 years I'll be old enough. Hey, I like afternoon naps.

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Has there ever been a time in politics when you could have a different opinion without being labeled the devil? Does everything one side says have to be evil? And is this how you unite a country or, rather, how you divide and destroy a country? What's the plan here?

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It is important we understand the importance of the very important time in which we live and how each of us can better recognize how important it is that we give these times the importance they deserve relative to the important questions of the day. Do I sound presidential?

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I don't really have anything important to say, not anything unimportant to say either. But, that said, I thought I would say it here while I'm still able to. Enjoy your week :-)

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In hindsight it's a good thing I didn't buy a Tesla, otherwise it would probably be charred rubble in my driveway by now. I guess I'll just keep driving my gas guzzling Chevy V8 for a while. Reducing my carbon footprint will just have to wait until people calm the heck down!

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Any Tesla owners that are feeling guilty and want to sell your Tesla to assuage your feelings of despair, I'm happy to help out I'll buy your Tesla, at a discount of course, and hide it until this all blows over in a couple of months. I think it's a win-win for everybody!

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Apparently Bill Gates doesn't have enough money because my 12 month subscription to Word and Excel only lasted two months and now he wants more. I wonder if I need to get a vaccine for it to last the whole 12 months - THAT I PAID FOR!

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Please tell me that there is a country and western songwriter working on the lyrics to a song called "ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ?" Come on guys, this should have already been recorded and released. You can't pass this up, it is guaranteed to go platinum in a week! Come on, git-r-done :-)

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As I'm sure Andy Byron is looking at his situation and wondering what he will do next with his life: the answer is very simple. Andy, you now have national name recognition, run for congress - you'll fit right in with the rest of the folks in Washington.

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Why do professional athletes think I should care about what they think? If I wanted advice from someone who chases a ball, I’d ask my dog!