Bro pulled out the Uno Reverse on the yellow card 😭 x.com/pubity/status/…

Please stop showing Taylor Swift every single time KC does something good, I promise you we do not care.

What you gotta understand about these fucking people is that they’re just essentially really pieces of shit who’ve discovered an ideological framework to rationalize and accommodate that

undoc immigrants are responsible for less crime per capita than us citizens. their utilization of the “welfare state” is marginal & they pay taxes. drugs don’t come through the openings in the border on abuelas lap, they’re trafficked thru ports, inside americans cars

De’Von Achane is questionable to return with a knee injury. Fantasy managers:

We can’t get universal health care, can’t cancel student loans, can’t provide clean water, housing or better public transportation, but The Pentagon can misplace $3.8 trillion. Not for the first time either. Stimulus checks caused inflation but not this? Funny how that works.

Tommy DeVito Throw To Your Best Player Saquon Barkley Challenge: Level Impossible

Giants Stop Calling Inside Runs For 1 Yard On First Downs Challenge: Level Impossible

YES

it’s almost as though people are being Concentrated. into some kind of Camp

Every single one of my fantasy players chose the exact same game to fucking bomb and it just happens to be the first round of the playoffs 🙃

let me clarify a point. i want my tax dollars to feed every single kid in school from preschool through 12th grade. two meals a day. regardless of need. REGARDLESS OF NEED.

Giants QBs, I am once again asking you to dump it off to a wide open Saquon instead of taking a -7 yard sack.

ESPN: Ok, here's the deal. We'll give you $85 million and like three hours of airtime a day. Just don't pay guests to make libelous accusations about other employees of our parent company. McAfee: They are trying to destroy me.

Take a shot every time an announcer describes a running back's running style as "angry."

lol every single quote tweet shows up as unavailable, we love functioning websites

A military flyover at a dome🥴🥴