I'd try and offload both the dodgy keepers and bring back Radek Vitek. Reading the write ups with his form and everything it's a no brainer in my eyes. Maybe that should have been looked at first before Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb #TaibiWorldClassAheadOfThem

Thank fook for that #DontRushBack

I see that the Banksy on The Royal Courts of Justice has been scrubbed off. Usually these that randomly turn up nationwide are kept and shown off to the public. It's probably hit a nerve or offended the usual ones we all know, but are unable to comment on for fear of reprisals

Why aren't there mass riots by caucasian people in Charlotte as there would be if the roles were reversed #AskingForAFriend

Thats why we need crosses for the players who are paid to score the goals #PlayTheUtdWay#ARSNFO

Take the 100m for Bruno in January #MCIMNU

If Haaland was in red he wouldn't fare any better than Sesko and Rasmus. I know it's early days but give the boy some service ffs #MCIMNU

Is Ruben waiting for Bayindir to drop a howler again before putting Lammens between the sticks 🤷. Put him in ffs, see what he's made of, he can't be any worse that's gone before him #BREMUN

Question ? Why won't/doesn't Skysports and TNT have a sports channel just for women sport. The reason I'm asking is that male and female sports are completely different in physique, strengths etc etc. BBC televised a women's football tournament where there wasn't a male involved

Just been sent this.... fantastic. I wonder if Skysports will report on this #OhNoItsNotManUtd

Ruben needs to wise up, show some emotion ffs like the players did after the victory. Yes we rode our luck but we came through against our fiercest rivals as was reported (Bertie’s + Arsenal never). Hopefully he’s turned the corner but there again we’ve been here before 🤞🏻#LIVMUN

The badge on the United white kit is awful, why isn’t the club crest on it #NeedsChangingImediately

The media bigging up Harry Kane for the Bal N Dor already with his goal tally. Let’s be honest with no disrespect to the Bundesliga but there are a few local league players around my area that’ll bag quite a few in that league #GetReal

The Met are interviewing Keith Andrews about complaints from a bald headed foreigner that the “long throw” was used at a football game yesterday evening and that complainee found it very offensive #UncleFester

Is Chris Sutton in the same bracket as Lee Dixon as a co commentator 💤💤#WHUNEW

Welsh televised game spoilt and all football fans know why. I watched Man Utd v PSG briefly in the week and not a male commentator or pundit anywhere. Why are there so many in the male game, please tell me why TV bosses #LIEWAL

Yessssssss found a stream half time without a you know what #YorkieItsNotFor #LIEWAL

A woman refereeing the Waies V New Zealand game, cmon my ffs. Get a grip it’s getting beyond #YorkieItsNotFor

LRZ wasted 2 or 3 years of his rugby career trying to do what quite a few of rugby union players tried to do in the past, it’ll probably will continue to do so, but future players take note #NotEorthTheRisk

#GoMoGoMo😂