Outside court today, my X P.A J.K. Rowling didn’t show up (probably drying out). My complaints included:

▫️ JK drinking Blue Nun in the office
▫️Theft of 12 bottles of Tippex
▫️Wilful misgendering of myself & my support whippet

We ARE proceeding to the Supreme Court! #BeKind

Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 You had the wrong month, so you straightened your wig for nothing. My lawyers advise me to say nothing here that might prejudice the case we're building against you, however, you trying to pass off that furry who hangs round the office as a 'support whippet' has been logged.

J.K. Rowling Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 That ruse again.

Julie Bindel Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 Apart from anything else, when we were busy, the furry answered the bloody phones. We had sundry complaints because nobody could hear what he was saying from under his fluffy head.

J.K. Rowling Julie Bindel Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 Did you even allow said furry to have a litter box in the office, Jo?

Kelsey Julie Bindel Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 I never asked what was happening in the stationery cupboard, put it that way.

J.K. Rowling Kelsey Julie Bindel You were never out that cupboard, “I just need an envelope” then hey presto I’m down another bottle of Tippex! I dread to think the number of Post Its you’ve had out of me too, lady. All stuck to your fridge with reminders like “be a Nazi today” & “burn some chairs”. 🏳️‍⚧️

Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 Kelsey Julie Bindel Honestly, you're embarrassing yourself. It wasn't me who invited a bloke in a mangey wolf suit in off the street, nor was it me who was forever having a furtive fumble in the donations box (and yes, that is a euphemism, as I've made perfectly clear in my signed affidavit.)

J.K. Rowling Henry F-H Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 Kelsey Julie Bindel JK, to be quite honest - you keep embarrassing yourself. This isn't just about chairs, well yes it is, but it isn't. You do not admit accountability for having sat in those chairs and then destroyed them, to the best of your ability! This is the scandal.

No tommies allowed Henry F-H Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 Kelsey Julie Bindel Look, I don't want to be calling anyone a shameless charlatan, or so my solicitor says, but Dame K's made endless appeals for chairs, so why do they never seem to reach the desperate trans ladies forced to sprawl on carpets covered in fag ash? Follow the casters, is all I'll say.