pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

What’s a good toothpaste for someone just getting into brushing?

Unsheathe your Lost Mary brother, the huzz approach.

I refuse to believe that you can overdose on drugs. What’s it gonna do make me more better??

"uni life"

All fun and games til the cat man comes out

Get to know me. Mein two favourite things: titanium vas David Guetta und naked Jenga

Yeah bro ever since you didn’t react my BeReal I just dk anymore.

Fool me once? Shame on you Fool me twice? Shame on you Fool me thrice? Shame on you Fool me four times? Shame on you Fool me five times? Shame on you Fool me six times? Shame on you

Me when micro plastics:

ICH BIN TITANIUMMMMMMM

m. abestsos all up in her face. they did not give a fvck.

People will be like “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their baby