only has a general sense of what twitter can do.

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Needs to remember to tweet.

Pastor blames Hurricane Isaac on gay festival in New Orleans huff.to/Q4IrtQ

Snooki - A billiards-like sport originating in the 19th century involving many red balls.

@ABFalecbaldwin It's 40... "Happy Birthday, Clean Water Act" via HuffPost huffingtonpost.com/miyoko-sakashi…

10 Reasons I Don't Want To Get Married Right Now tcat.tc/Sk84er

Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbIEhGqvyY

We beat the zombie apocalypse by herding them to red states where they will starve to death. #yeahimhigh

Is tired of lemon pledge. Every lemon-esque drink I have, I feel like I'm drinking lemon pledge. No, I would not like lemon in my water

Chicago’s Wavefront Fest Reveals Lineup, Citibank Partnership (Exclusive) | Billboard billboard.com/biz/articles/n… via @dunbarbaber

Inventor of World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee: #NSA Surveillance an 'Intrusion on Basic Human Rights' on.mash.to/190SqsB via Mashable

Not that anybody asked, but a baseball thrown 90 mph has about the same energy as a 0.22 caliber bullet fired from a handgun.

“Danny Shea: Even off the record, who says "slutbag"?”

Confirmed Ventra is shipping to me, well to someone. I've never lived at the address they are sending it to. cta CTA Fails

Well I'm smiling... instagram.com/p/iVBIiND_VU/

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/ik1pUVD_Rz/

"I'm E.E. Cummings on her face. yeah, that's poetry." Childish Gambino

Tropicana Cranberry Juice: "100% Vitamin C, 5% Juice." Just Sayn'

Anyone who requires instant gratification should not pick up a Where's Waldo book.