WHERE ARE WE GOING FOR BREAKFAST?! #DTID

Dang covid. This was the year I was gonna run the city’s thanksgiving 5K.

CFA worker: “Would you like jelly or honey?” Me: “What you just call me?” CFA worker: “..... that’ll be $7.17.”

Me every day since March 12.

Did y’all leave “looks a little different” at Thanksgiving? Bc I ain’t tryna hear it all week.

*throws phone*

I started acting different when I learned the word “colander.”

Words I didn’t know I needed this morning.

Topo Chico has no reason being that good.

a couple of things have happened since the last time i’ve tweeted. this is easily my favorite though:

nobody is putting up numbers like me.

my fiancé said she would choose to be an ogre for me and idk if that was a compliment or insult or both.

this radio station really just went from “toxic” to “lips of an angel.” i mean i’m jamming but somebody please check on the dj.

heard Sam Houston Athletics added some names to the staff directory. ✍️ i’m excited to share i’m serving as the assistant athletic director of fan & donor engagement at sam houston.

I have watched this clip 40 times and will watch it 40 more times before bed. 😂

Megan (Megan Villanueva) highkey went off with these photos 👀

maybe the real #loveisblind reunion was the friendships we made along the way.

Great spot and great people. Apply ⬇️

🍊🍊🍊 Rickie is (officially) back 🥹

It’s been fun, Twitter. See y’all on Threads!