I’ve got every god damn streaming service and every god damn movie I wanna watch isn’t fucking on them

I’m so sick of this shit. It’s not called Squid Games. The show is called Squid Game, the games in the show are called the Games. There is a game in the games called Squid Game. Fucking hell

Joker 2 is good. Me and my friends all agree.

Where is Russian Coney Island?

Bitch if you text me during a concert you know I’m at I’m going to slit your throat the next time I see you

Might be true given on the day

I love my mother

How does one even listen to this album without ending they shit

I love power 🤤 that shit goes straight to my head

Can’t believe I have to go back to my shitty ass life after seeing one battle after another

Damn I miss Tom Snyder

We Fucked this all up when we didn’t give the Tonight Show to letterman

Grown ass man talking about some can we get a 10 minute break

Fat dude getting a salad at work that’s what I call #classic

Watching movies and damn they gotta make that bitch wider I like it

Seeing Tron tonight #suicidewatch