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One of the only upsides of this massive exercise in auto-erotic self-junk-punching, is that unlike all other economic crises of my lifetime, it won't be difficult or controversial to assign causality and political blame.

Secretary Marco Rubio Yashar Ali 🐘 Marco Rubio: Remember when you used to tweet like this? Matthew 16-26 For what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world and forfeits his soul? Or what shall a man give in return for his soul?

🧵 This fool thinks it’s ok to ban books at USNA because midshipmen can go find the same books at the Annapolis Public Library, a 40 minute walk away from Bancroft Hall. Let me count the ways he is wrong.

My dad was awarded a medal today for his work at the front. ❤️🥳 I'M SO PROUD.

an exceedingly polite asian bespoke tailor told me he got some customers bc i mentioned him. he asked me how im able to communicate the gentlemanly craft of bespoke tailoring online. i told him i insult ppl and challenge them to fight me outside uniqlo.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Honorable Senator from Hawaii:

I'm arriving just in time to see my dad before he goes to the front. 😭

To those who celebrate: happy third anniversary of the sinking of the Moskva!

The Trump regime continues to defy court orders, and lawyers for Abrego Garcia - the Maryland father illegally disappeared to El Salvador - have initiated contempt proceedings. My latest: muellershewrote.com/p/contempt-pro…