What is it with rugby and mullets? I just don’t get it

While I’m on my ‘things I don’t get’ thing: I don’t get Glastonbury. Why pay that much for a ticket when you can only see 1% of what’s there? It’s ridiculous. It doesn’t even make financial sense for the organisers either. Just do a bunch of different festivals?!

I know we’re not suppose to objectify women in sport. But I’m watching Wimbledon and I cannot help my little gasps of “wow she’s gorgeous” or “damn she’s pretty” It’s not WHY I’m watching them. But gosh darn. Girls are so pretty.

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There is a new dessert place opening up in town near the promenade. Waffles and pancakes and crepes and ice creams and lots of yummy looking food. The name of the place? Zmuty. Zmuty. The owners obviously do not know what that sounds like…

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