COPIED FROM JOE BECIGNEUL: THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO TICK SOME PEOPLE OFF, AND I HOPE IT DOES. BUT I’M GOING TO KEEP ON SHARING IT AND SAYING IT. AND ONCE AGAIN, I AM NOT A SWIFTIE, BUT I AM A HUMAN BEING, A DAD AND, A MONSTROUS FOOTBALL FAN. I am extremely disappointed in so

he’s perfect

Prayers for all the Swifites who went to bed an hour ago and will inevitably wake up in the middle of the night to pee and check their phones. RIP to the rest of your night of sleep when you find out a second album dropped.

Man beside me on the plane is watching a movie on his phone and has asked me 3 times (three!!!!) to “make it full screen” for him.

Nancy Pelosi all weekend

How your email finds me.

Spent four days in Austin and went to JuiceLand five times. If y’all could open a Seattle location, I promise you I would single-handedly keep it in business.

Maybe the surprise guest was the friends we made along the way

It is blowing my mind that Harris was AG of CA and a US Senator AND the VP and folks are like “she’s unqualified.” Like who tf is qualified then?

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

The reason we’re all so anxious is because we’re about to find out in less than two months if America is too stupid to live.

Let’s be clear: This is illegal and unconstitutional. The American people had voted. The courts had ruled. The Electoral College had met and voted. The Governor in every state had certified the results and sent a legal slate of electors to the Congress to be counted. The Vice

Sexism aside, no candidate for president should talk to any American citizens like this. The president is our representative. He's not our king. He's not our savior. This is how a cult leader talks to his followers, not the way a president talks to free and equal citizens.

CACKLING.

The President’s disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

Congress must impeach and remove Trump. Period.

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