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John Jainschigg

@jjainschigg

I mostly use words to rotate shapes in ways I predict users will like. Negotiating with the AIs to save your job. 🎵🍳🐈‍⬛🤖☸

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calendar_today01-07-2007 05:10:53

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Asked ChatGPT 5.1 to roleplay Jesus explaining evolution: “Consider the seeds of the field. One falls on rich soil, one on stone, one among thorns. Though they are brothers, only one grows strong. Not by miracle, but by the conditions that favor it.” So it is with all living

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In French, to be cute (and self-effacing) when surprising someone (particularly when you're not quite sure how the surprise will land), you can say "Supwise!" (soo-PWEEZ). It is pretty adorable.

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Ah! You see, this “May I meet you?”, it is brilliant because it is so stupid. This is the correct stupidity. People say it sounds formal. Good. That is the point. “May I meet you?” is clumsy, yes, but clumsy in the way a real encounter is clumsy. You stumble. You look like an

Ah! You see, this “May I meet you?”, it is brilliant because it is so stupid. This is the correct stupidity. People say it sounds formal. Good. That is the point. “May I meet you?” is clumsy, yes, but clumsy in the way a real encounter is clumsy. You stumble. You look like an
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Of its type, perhaps the most perfect thread I've ever seen: poignant, deeply earnest, though the genius loci fades after three or four brilliant lobs. FWIW, would eat.

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How's everybody? I just said good morning to my code editor and it responded cordially as any good colleague would. How's your day going?