🇧🇷 Evanilson's statistically calculated WhoScored characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 🟢 Finishing 🟢 Dribbling 🟢 Passing 🟢 Key passes 🟢 Holding on to the ball 🟢 Through balls ❌ Weaknesses: 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔

We're on the eve of the Premier League season, a time of year where #afcb should sit a top the league before a ball has been kicked. The Premier League ignores it, but the club's full name is AFC Bournemouth - but what does the prefix stand for, if anything? My first long read:

come on then you red fuckers don’t make me miserable on day 1

up the chez and all that

Bobby Decordova-Reid must have Morata’s agent. Had one good year at Bristol City and somehow consistently gets a starting spot for prem sides

would love our fanbase to realise you can be both bad for us and good in the future #afcb it’s like expecting Lewandoski to have been as good if he went Blackburn not Dortmund

that’s a fucking joke

it’s the same fucking shit every week in this league, it’s fucking embarrassing. Always happens with that ugly cunt Coote as well

comeback of the season award locked for the third year in a row #afcb end the season now it’s all I need

not arsed a blokes filmed at football unless he was vlogging the entire game, but that fella has always been such a weird guy. Pulling the child card and ‘it’s my job’ is laughable #afcb 1.1k followers and tells people he’s an influencer 😅🤣

2 wins in 5 years / 2 wins in 18 months

looking at an old game and is that the worst sub in bournemouth history #afcb

Lewis. Singapore. 2018 ⏪ The greatest Quali lap of all time... 💭

Ryan Christie is not gonna get the plaudits but oh my how good has he been #afcb

fewest touches, 3-0 down and hooked after 45. Yeah you cooked brev you fucking stinker #afcb

Christie and Cook #afcb

How good is this? 🤩

Connor Gallagher with the worst half of football I’ve seen in a while, and I watched Ryan Fraser against bmouth