stop bothering people who are clearly okay without your presence.

i wanted to study psychology but i have more potential as a patient tbh

sweetheart, it’s okay to quit on a man who’s not even trying. you deserve effort

my future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife...but the seeds of discontent are there

the egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man

admit it, sometimes you say your true feelings as jokes.

PEOPLE WHO SMILE AT YOU WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you're just like??? go take a nap???

getting the ick from a friend is literally the worst thing ever

pretending you don't notice people staring at you is a skill

the best apology is changed behavior

the right people show up and nourish your soul. the wrong people leave you feeling anxious and drained. you can feel the difference. it's your responsibility to decide who deserves your time.

fun prank : make people study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs

sex is basically just two people helping each other to masturbate better.

i really admire my “idk how imma do it, but imma get it done” ability