Wonder how many calls an hour are coming from Deez Nutz

This is what happens when you keep electing shitty humans.

Fart noises

Some people are worried there may be Iranian sleeper cells in this country. Don’t be. ICE is on the job and if they try to go to an immigration hearing, they will be nabbed.

Does he have the power to vote to pretend that $3,800,000,000,000 equals zero? Cause those are the folks who actually are dangerous for our nation.

From these press conferences, it's easy to see these backslapping dipshits have learned nothing from their limp response to Uvalde.

You're a fucking dipshit. That's the answer.

Again, you're a fucking dipshit.

Did Ken Paxton participate in Matt Mackowiak's hookers & blow sessions?

This is way more embarrassing for you, child.

Congrats to Giovanni Capriglione for taking his account private, paying for abortions, and ruining his career.

How does it feel being one of the least credible people to ever hold your office?

Holy shit. This idiocy is real.

LFG Texas

How's is going? Feel like a rube yet?

No surprise that the man who doesn't want folks to count would want to remove elected representatives. Keep on clowning!

LMAO that Vance Ginn is the only person to ever cite the absolute clown of a hire at BLS-Labor Statistics One citation.

Imagine being as stupid as this guy

Anyone who is libertarian and still supporting the president clearly has some challenges.

It's almost too perfect when the only "analyst" supporting EJ Antoni can't even read a pie chart correctly.