Jimmy Curtis (@jimmymcurtis) 's Twitter Profile
Jimmy Curtis

@jimmymcurtis

Foster Dad. Writer. Criminally Seductive Lord of Thunder. He/Him.

Once used an entire stick of chapstick without it going through the laundry.

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calendar_today30-04-2010 04:22:21

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Really looking forward to how powerful America will look to our enemies when our Secretary of Defense made his mom go on national TV to help him get the job.

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Not feeling bad for Hulk Hogan getting booed off WWE Raw. I literally sang to Hogan about MAGA and Trump... Twice!! πŸ€£πŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Personally, I think that all the true American Patriots who want to make Canada a part of the US should arm themselves and march to Ottawa. If you truly love Trump and the troops, you'll step in their place as our vanguard of ambassadors and first line of attack.

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This is how utterly fucking stupid MAGA is. They're calling Mitch McConnell a Democrat, because he didn't fall in line and goosestep to dear leader's words.

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Everyone on here rooting for the destruction of the Department of Education seems exactly like someone who would benefit from more education

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It makes sense that the MAGA crowd is pushing to eliminate the Department of Education, because it'll fuck a bunch of children and the one thing MAGA loves most is fucking kids.

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How is it commensurate with talent? Because it fucking is!! No disrespect to Dolly or Frank, but Beyonce is more talented than both of them. Laura is a racist playing to her old racist audience.

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Yo, WWE, some free advice regarding the Mania card. Cody v Punk WWE Title Jey v Gunther WHC Seth v Roman Hell In A Cell Cena v Hendry for the TNA title. #SmackDown

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When someone tailgates an ambulance or fire truck to get ahead in traffic, it should be legal to murder that person. Legal, plus you get a special sticker for your car, and either money or WrestleMania tickets.

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Thrown out of CPAC AKA MAGA CultChella for singing "Orange Spice Satan!" at angry old white people waiting to ballwash TrumpπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’™ Here's the Uncut version! Please RT so Heir Plug Hitler Elon Musk has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to troll MAGA!πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Someone needs to get Jennings a set of nice knee pads. It'd be awful if he got injured and wasn't able to kiss Trump's ass so often.

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So Jesse's defense is that a journalist outsmarted SecDef, the CIA director, the DNI, and others to the point of being invited to a top secret discussion? Its good to see him on board with the reality of their incompetence.