I think he's a male pornstar.

You should bring some of those Rice Krispies treats into work tonight.

Bud gave me $20 to slap your butt, but I chickened out.

I heard there was a group of Molly Hatchet groupies in the area making their way up to Chicago. It would be nice if they snuck in.

Could we put the ambulance station at The Rabbit In Red, boss?

It would improve morale.

I thought I was going to have a heart attack last week when Jenny Juggs came out and danced to Running With the Devil.

Can I pass on Dennis Wilson though?

Hey boss, I turned in that vacation slip for the last week of this month. You said you's file it, but then I saw you wad it up and throw it in the waste basket. Is that some sort of new filing procedure?

But Led Zeppelin is playing in Chicago. Bud said we'd have no trouble getting that week off.

We can just say we have stomach aches from doing too much Coke.

You won't see that on the Flintstones.

Hey boss, what's the over under that kid comes in with a mouth full of razor blades?

Yeah that's him, I bet Budd a case of Coke.

My dad said the same thing about me last week.

I failed this morning when I ate some Honey Nut Cheerios.

But when I asked if you wanted a Coke you said yes.